So what happened?
Well if you don't already know then what kind of Big Brother fan are you???
But I suppose I'd better finish off the final Big Brother recap ever (or "for now" according to Jackie O, repeatedly. Let it go Jackie).
Five became three on Sunday night with a double eviction. Last week's fake evictees became real evictees when Alice and Travis were shown the door.
The final episode of Big Brother, at least in its current iteration, aired last night.
Past winners were brought on stage and asked a question or two (except for Big Brother #2 winner Peter who was practically ignored).
Gretel managed to say a word from the Rocky Horror stage.
The final three HMs got messages from home and the traditional news update.
The previously evicted housemates performed a dance routine on stage that was actually pretty good.
During the show we were shown voting graphs, and while we were told they'd only show the names with the percentages at the beginning of the night, the producers got scared that Ben might actually win by being ignored in the voting (as it was still voting to evict instead of to win which was really dumb) and showed the names again later in the evening when Ben was leading.
It worked perfectly as Ben was evicted.
The final two were then reunited with their loved ones inside the house (Terri's daughter and grandson, and Rory's mother and brother) before they were brought on stage.
And the winner is......Terri!!!
Yes, the nanna who was evicted on the first night, came back to win. Yay for Tezza!!!!
I've been thinking about my overall impression of this year's Big Brother. The closest I can get is "ambivalent". There were moments of inspired greatness, moments of boring seen-it-before blandness, and moments of what-the-hell-were-you-thinking-you-idiotic-producers dumbfoundedness. I guess that's what you get with Big Brother. It was funny yet frustrating. It wasn't anywhere near the standards of the early series, but in my opinion it surpassed the nonsense of the last two years. Even KyJO were passable. Just. An extended period off before a revamping on another network could be just what the BB doctor ordered.