Bah, sod the violins - let's trash the place.
Week 11 saw the mid-week departure of Malibu, aka Blonde-zilla, aka Brigitte.
But, as usual, there were a few other things happening inside the house...
TRAVIS: That would have been like years and years ago.
TERRI: Yeah thousands...oh hundreds of years ago.
TRAVIS: Oh I don't think hundreds of...it would have been 200 years ago. Julius Caesar was around back in, um, Jesus' times, and Jesus was, um, walking around 200 years ago I think.
Yup, that's Travis. He goes to church every week and knows the story of Jesus like the back of his hand.
Monday's nominations saw Rory top the charts with 8 points, followed by Cherry, Ben and Terri all on 3. After Cherry saved himself, Malibu and Alice (2 points) also ended up being nominated. This left just Travis (0 points) out of the eviction spotlight this week.
On Wednesday night, the housemates were hit with news of a snap eviction.
We saw Pamela Anderson arrive on stage in an outfit that would look skimpy on a Barbie.
We were also treated to an on stage interview with Malibu's "friend" Eric. The producers originally intended to have a confrontation between Eric and Malibu's father, but this was pulled once they knew Malibu was going to be evicted. Consequently, we instead saw Eric grilled by Kyle over certain things he'd said about Malibu on the internet (ie. behindbigbrother.com), to which Eric refused to say anything. Great TV that then.
So a devastated Malibu was evicted, with Princess Sparkles in hand, and was reunited with her doting, insipid parents on stage. It was somewhat satisfying to gain some evil pleasure on seeing Malibu freak out when she learned that Eric had been interviewed earlier.
Friday night's FNL was Circus Night, with the HMs dressed as clowns.
Sunday's eviction was entirely predictable with Cherry given the boot. That is all. Until next week. Then it really will be all. Unless Channel 7 pick up BB as has been suggested. Might be interesting.